Is snort going to be able to work? What’s happening with snorts laptop LIVE UPDATES!

Snort, CEO Of SMBP has recently made a YouTube short about needing a new laptop. Many were concerned of the condition of his laptop. Soon it was confirmed he was going in & out of repair shops. So what’s happening?

Snort’s laptop was in ok condition when he acquired it in 2021. He soon used it to run software tests & Bonzi buddy. Soon enough when he moved, the famous worm Michael hacked the laptop and reportedly dropped it on the ground. Causing the cracks on it to get terribly worse then they were, Next up was a case of snort accidentally dropping his laptop off of a steep hill. Thankfully the laptop was caught by a visitor. But the damage was already done, causing the back to burst off exposing the motherboard. Snort got it repaired but it’s still loose every now and then. Finally snort was attempting to play pro extreme third but the file’s were not executing properly. Causing him to rage and accidentally smash the laptop on the ground. Causing the actual screen to bust and removing touchscreen functionality. This is how snort is in this situation. Apparently, the laptop is no longer showing anything on the screen. We will update you if snort is able to get it working!

LIVE UPDATE: Snort was able to get the laptop connecting up to a tv.

LIVE UPDATE: Snort Has given up on repairs and is now using it as a desktop?

Nintendo of plushtown Monday Direct: Everything announced

Today is the first day of the nintendo of plushtown week of direct! And a lot was announced. Some surprising news including a return of a very popular game.. Lets talk about it!

First of all, a new game about the clearance Newman family legacy was announced. We already knew about this game prior to this but it was mainly just leaks & clearance XLIII 2021 recap that had us knowing small tiny bits about this game. But now we know way more about this game then before! It is a single player RPG about the Newman family legacy. Starring Clearance the 43rd as himself! It is created by clearance’s brother. Clearance Newman XL! Story of the clearances will be coming out very soon for the Wii U, 3DS, Switch, Wii & Xbox 360!

Second of all we have a … GameCube update? That’s right. You can now do data transfers to your Wii U & 3DS? This is kind of useless but it’s specially good for the next thing we’ll be talking about.

Now we have some unfortunate news. Chickens Online, a chickadee race clone will be shutting down servers on the GameCube to make way for the 3DS & Wii U Version’s coming soon. It is noted We should all transfer data from our GameCube to the Wii u & 3ds to not lose any of our progress.

Speaking of chickadee race… ITS BACK EVERYONE! Chickadee Race Remastered is coming to the Wii U & maybe even other consoles! You can sadly not sync your data from the OG.

And now for some boring news. The Wii U is getting an update that removes SmartToilet link V3 and replaces it with V5. The only difference is that you can now play music on it. This is pretty useless as most people threw out their smart toilets in 2020 or hacked the Wii U to use V4 & V5.

Now for some not so boring news. Nintendo of plushtown & Xbox of plushtown made an agreement and you can now sync your devices to the 360! This is amazing! It’s unknown what this will be used for though.

Now we have some news about SMBP. We will be getting a game called Water Jet Simulator V3. It’s mainly there to promote the upcoming snortstation. To be honest we don’t even know why this was approved but it’s coming out on the Wii only. Yep, that’s right. Only the Wii! We are currently counting the last Wii games coming out and it seems as if this is one of them.

Squirtle is funne is a platformer game about squirtle coming to the Wii U this summer! It will be online multiplayer with voice chat & more! It is also going to have a ton of collaborations with chickadee race remastered! It’s a new spinoff pokemon game for the Wii u only. So enjoy it!

Another Wii game? That’s right. SMBP is just making a ton of these. This one is called Snorts epic adventure and again it’s just a promo for the snortstation. To be honest we think the snortstation may not do so well because of this promo only being on the Wii.

Wii U Streetpass gets a major update! You can now CROSS PASS with 3ds systems! This is amazing as it will lead to a lot of things.

Well. SMBP is making ANOTHER GAME called Fighters SMBP Icons… this is for the 3DS, Wii, Wii U & Switch ?? We’re more confused then ever right now but apparently it isn’t a promotion for snortstation? We don’t even know what sort of SMBP “icons” exist as the only main icon is Snort Buddy & the blue mascot.

And finally. A Original DS game is coming out??? It is literally a first party game called The Fun times with Koopa. Apparently it’s nothing more then a ad for getting a 3ds & transferring your data. We also should note that it’s also releasing as a GBA game which we are shocked about. Basically the GBA version tells you the same thing about the 3ds & Wii U being better.

We hope you enjoyed this report as we wait for the direct to be online on youtube

PikaJunior, What is it?

Pikachu & Bowser Junior are great friends as most of us know. But what you probably didn’t know is that they just finished a new Xbox 360 Required Plushtown Firmware titled PikaJunior V1! Now what does this firmware do exactly?

PikaJunior V1 tweaks your console to be new plushtown certified. It also adds new functionality’s like screen recording and phone cast. Other then that it also has better mp3 quality. PikaJunior will be frequently updated unlike XD BRUV, which is the firmware all Plushie 360’s come with, which hasn’t been updated since February.

PikaJunior Has been downloaded 300,000 times in only an hour of being up. All Xbox 360 users should receive a message telling them to download PikaJunior V1.

Team Aflac Xbox 360 Branch Opened, What this means for gamers.

It has been confirmed team aflac is opening an office exclusively dedicated to its work on the Xbox 360, as well as starting a game development team called Aflac360. What does this mean for Xbox 360 gamers in new plushtown? Well what this means is that the famous Aflac anticheat made for Wii U & 3DS is coming to the 360. This also means all their antivirus software for said systems will be coming to the 360 too. Games such as “Aflac Miners” may also be coming too. What does this mean for RGH USERS? Your console could be suspended if your misusing it. Although that’s rare according to a Team Aflac spokesduck. Now before you disable all Kooperzz services please note. Team Aflac is once again going to charge a lot of money at first. We have confirmed that team Aflac antivirus will cost 100$!!! So keep using Kooperzz antivirus till the price lowers when it comes out. And also, 360 & Wii U linking may be coming soon!

The Wii Is No Longer Being Produced In Any Plushie Countries.

Well.. we have some unfortunate news. Pikachu & some others at NOP have confirmed the Wii is officially out of production in all plushie countries and cities. Due to it being so old, Nintendo Of Plushtown says they’ve moved onto the Wii U, 3ds & switch. You should get the final update on your Wii today. Wii Menu 5.13P is now available and it will be the last update ever. The last game is also coming out soon, “Story of the clearance’s” will be releasing On Wii here in New Plushtown. This update for the Wii adds 3DS Data transfer as well as switch data transfer for you to transfer your data to these consoles. If your still on the GameCube please get your data transfers done now so you can transfer GameCube data to 3DS, Wii U or switch. All Wii services will close down on may 31st. It’s the end of an era they say. Thank you wii for being one of the best selling consoles in plushie history.

The 3DS Gets New Update: 73.19P, What’s New?

So after the 3ds’s last update in new plushtown, 73.18P, people were angry about the lack of new features in the update. But don’t worry, nintendo of plushtown listened to the fans and made a very great update.

Changes to Wii U remote play.

Wii U remote play originally was added in 67.03P, which was a while ago. But recently their have been complaints about games not working. So now every game works with remote play!

TV Cast has been added.

People have been begging to play their 3ds on the big screen. And Nintendo of plushtown listened! We can now connect our 3ds to a android tv, appletv or firestick via chrome cast! In other news this will sadly not work with rokus JUST YET.

Screen recording has been added !

With tv cast being added. Screen recording & live streaming was also added: you can now screen record WITH MIC & CAMERA On your 3ds! You can also stream directly to all your favorite platforms.

Free mcboot?

Free McSpotpass is temporarily out of service due to the hack on free mc boot. Dns servers are also out of service.

Streetpass week update.

Streetpass week will let you connect with people all over new plushtown for streetpasses!

Wii Services Discontinued

As of this update you can no longer link your 3ds to your Wii. This is most likely because the Wii is finally being phased out in new plushtown.

William Suss & Nintendo of plushtown collab

Nintendo of plushtown & William suss have collages to make it so you can listen to all your favs on your 3ds following the launch of YouTube Music on the 3ds.

Now on to what the dataminers found..

So no more official news, dataminers are finding a lot of new things for the next update or maybe even hidden things in this update.

@Wilbur_suss13 on plushtweet, a very popular dataminer found out some news. His tweet read “Apparently the 3ds will be able to link up with the snortstation? I am pretty sure this is something snort is building but I’m not 100% positive”

He also read “Pokepark 73 Wii Link is now no longer working. In addition to this Security Maps may get removed and replaced by google maps.”

These are some odd changes! We are especially curious about the snortstation. Our next report will be all about the Wii. Which we mentioned multi

Windows 8.1 Users Urged To Upgrade To Pika Edition, Why???

Windows 8.1 is the most popular os in new plushtown, followed by windows 10 & PlushieOS PA’s way. But government officials are urging EVERYONE to download the new free Pika edition update. But why?

Recently, it was discovered a FTP exploit vulnerability is common in windows 8.1 in new plushtown. And apparently Team Aflac has been trying to prevent this but they ultimately failed. Pikachu was contacted to make a safe version removing this vulnerability and he delivered. Now in new plushtown. When you boot up your windows 8.1 you will be told to download pika edition, No one has lost their files yet thanks to PikaBackup which is built into the upgrader tool. Not much is changed about the actual os except that you can now play a free demo of the latest Nintendo of plushtown game “Amazing Plushie Sports” on your PC with any controller you want. The game will be releasing on Wii U, 3DS & Switch. It will be region locked to new plushtown & underground plushtown.

Free Mcboot Hacked? Everything you need to know & do to stay safe.

Free Mcboot, new plushtown’s most popular server for most things has been HACKED, what should you do?

Plushies noticed on the 3ds app a message saying “Get Rekt Newb” would pop up instead of showing the normal things it does. Soon enough the newly found Ps vita servers started acting strange too. Saying “Vita is insecure LEL, update now to PS5”. Soon enough the tv station started saying “GET REKT GET REKT GET REKT”. And then the phone servers acted strange too… then finally, the Xbox 360 servers completely stopped working for good. Basically, a very popular hacker group called “My Money Dont Jiggle” Attacked the server because they found the phone laws “annoying”. Now every device using free mc boot servers which is almost everyone in new plushtown is suffering from this. What should you do?

On a New Plushtown Xbox 360 go to “Free McBoot Settings” and click “Disable free Mcboot”. This will disable it for now, note: it is only recommend you do this during a hack. So now is the perfect time to turn it off. Don’t do it when it’s not being hacked as it may mess up your console.

3DS:

Delete the free mc boot client, note: Your 3ds may make you enter a admin only password. Because free mc boot is acknowledging their hacked, they have given us a free one to give to you all. You can use the code “PlushiesWereSorry” to delete it.

Phone:

On a phone, simply delete the dns settings. You can apply them again later. If it asks for a passcode for admins. Use “PlushiesWereSorry”. This should be the code for all devices by the way.

PS Vita

Simply delete the dns off of your vita. No passcode required

TV:

Because tvs don’t actually use any dns. Just don’t go on the channel and you’ll be fine. We recommend going to “Blueberry’s FreeMcboot Alternative Server #71”

Wii:

Although most wiis aren’t even sold in new plushtown due to them being so old. Just delete the freemcboot channel. Our advice is to not be using a wii anyways due to a vulnerability being found which we will report on soon. You can use the Wii U & its vwii though. Wii U’s are on sale due to this matter so go get one at your local plushtown store.

Juniors statement on the matter has GONE VIRAL. It is also kind of controversial so let’s get into it.

“Although freemcboot is very annoying. You should never hack it, that’s just wrong”

Free mc boot fans are not too happy at him calling the service annoying, stating it’s for everyone’s safety.

New Xbox 360 Virus Emerges In New Plushtown. Koopa reveals how this started!

We are very sorry for not posting. We relocated our office and it took us a while to get our servers online!

Recently, The xbox 360 has become the #1 way to play In New Plushtown. Overtaking the Wii U, 3DS & PS Vita consoles. But hackers have taken advantage of this with the new barbwire fence browser hack. Plushies browsing the internet or using Facebook features on their xbox may be getting this virus. Koopa revealed over 99,000 people got the virus in just a week and had to take their xbox 360 to repair shops who couldn’t even fix it. The virus is so bad, according to our virus testers it deletes all of your game data. Makes it so all your games open up with the words barbwire fence instead of actually playing & deletes all your avatar items. Koopa reveals this hack takes advantage of how old the xbox 360’s security and browser is. Koopa says the best thing you can do is setup a vpn server via a hotspot or a dns. He also reveals that Disconnecting your wifi may help too because being offline means that they can’t target you. But this also may be unreliable considering you have to use the internet for a lot of things on the Xbox 360. Team Aflac states that they are working on antivirus software for the 360, but for now if you have this virus the best thing to do would be to do a hard reset and try taking it to a Trusted xbox 360 repair store in new plushtown.

Olivia The Monkey Snapchat HACKED, Hacker Sienna Put On House Arrest.

Olivia the monkey was chilling enjoying her day when she decided to go on snapchat after being inactive for a couple months, it said “Incorrect Password”, she was scared so she went on rickrock and saw everyone saying “OLIVIA GOT HACKED!”, the hacker was promoting a tiktok account called @𝕊𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕕𝕒𝕪_𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕖.

The snapchat account was quickly deleted. New plushtown police officers interviewed all major suspects & checked their search history. Sienna, a pink unicorn known for causing trouble was googling “How to erase rickrock account” & “How to hack snapchat”, Olivia’s snapchat was deleted by Sienna verra. Shortly after sienna was put on house arrest & isnt aloud to contact olivia for a long time.

This photo, put on the rickrock account @𝕊𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕕𝕒𝕪_𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕖 was taken by sienna shortly after the hacking. is believed that sienna did this because shes jealous of olivia.