Benny the monkey takes nation by storm with new album about veganism
Benny the monkey, he works at some video game company’s and generally has a nice life. He’s also a actor, but now he’s venturing into music with a new album about veganism and it’s side effects that William suss ENDORSED and wants to collaborate with Benny on. Bennys backstory and why he is against veganism is a sad story to hear. “In 2018, I went vegan because vegan organizations wouldn’t stop sending me letters in the mail forcing me to eat vegan. I was liking it first but then in July 2019, a year after I started being vegan my grandma’s neighbor’s daughter’s friend’s dogwalker’s aunt’s cousin gave me some McDonald’s fries and swore they were vegan, soon I found out McDonald’s used like pig oil or something on the fries. I cried and then some random person down the street sent a report to some vegan organization and moments later every vegan organization who has offices in Kentucky came flying down to my house and calling me fake vegan and putting me everywhere. I stopped being vegan after that because of how toxic it is. And to add to the story my friend’s great uncle’s cousin almost choked on a vegan nugget and cried, they went to the hospital and it was found that vegan nuggets aren’t very healthy for you in the first place so that’s my story.” After hearing his story, the health effects of being vegan & the toxicity of the vegan community you’ll realize it’s not the perfect diet it’s glamorized to be by some plushies. Here in new plushtown there’s a few select vegan communities here but their wide. For example when sushi isle was public and anyone could live there. It was a massive vegan community, but now the vegans have flocked to random places all through out the country. Apparently in the country of underground plushtown there’s a massive community of vegans called “PETA supporters 2013”. It’s unknown why there’s a 2013 in their name considering they weren’t established till 2020. Now about bennys album, Benny was singing and he remembered his horrid vegan experience and said “I could make a informational album about this”. He told good morning new plushtown that the main idea came when he saw vegan nuggets at a store here in new plushtown and said “It’s sad these are still being sold”. The album, which is going to be released soon is titled “Vegan is bad for your life”. Which will be Released under the name “I play sports my name benny”. Benny does in fact play sports, he’s a pro basketball player here in new plushtown. The album will feature 10 tracks. Including “Veggies” “Welcome to binley mega chippy” & The most loved one. “VEGAN NUGGETS” featuring the famous William suss. Vegan nuggets music video will not feature suss himself, although photos from his Instagram will be used. The reason is because William is on vacation right now. So he doesn’t have time to make a appearance. But what is known is that while Benny was singing one of his songs, A crowd told him to stop. This was unfortunate as Benny was just trying to sing.